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'The Fault In Our Stars' New Scenes

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sluttyoliveoil:

we here to fuk u up

sluttyoliveoil:

we here to fuk u up

hannielove:

emoryloves:

SHUT UP I WANT A T-REX ON MY FRONT LAWN

This just makes me so happy. I want to do this

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safety-officer-barto:

trimcoast:

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

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my hand slipped.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS


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sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do. My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘
‘My father’s going to hear about this’

My father’s going to hear about this

a-cumberbabe-inthetardis:

colo12spinner:

ask-kirby-characters:

themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do. My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

My father’s going to hear about this

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access


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itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity


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meladoodle:

my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future


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"Mike, you’re not scary, not even a little; but you are fearless.
(Monsters University, 2013)

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